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Of Cannibals and Cabins by Anonymous - Short, Drama - Ian and Dr. Smith try an convince a carnivore to come over to the light of the vegans. - doc, format
I'm not even going to bother reading this shit. Didn't take the challenge seriously and with 40 entries you decide to waste everyone's time. Congratulations.
OMG, this is downright offensive. I couldn't finish it, it's just that bad.
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Memwipe - Sci-Fi, Action, Thriller (114 pages) - In a world where memories can be erased by request, a Memory Erasing Specialist desperately searches for the culprit when his wife becomes a target for erasure -- with his former colleagues hot on his trail.
Obviously another pissatke, but IMO, a very funny one, as I am actually a huge fan of the Cabin, as well as Chris Halverson's Cannibal (which, IMO, is actually a much worse script than even the Cabin).
The writer actually did attempt to use characters from both, so kudos for that. Many, many very hysterical lines. I'm actually still laughing at some of them.
This has got to be the worst one so far. I guess a couple of the lines were sort of funny, but then again I had no idea what was happening in the "story." Not familiar with the scripts that inspired this classic. Maybe that's a good thing.
I don't know enough about the source materials to really comment properly on this one. I think this OWC though has set the record for the most number of joke entries.
*sigh* Not funny. The Cabin is officially old. Let it die please. I'll give this one point for not actually writing 100% in the Cabin style. Still, what a waste.
And with that, I stop reading until the names are posted. This was a complete farce of a OWC and it's extremely tiresome to read so many jokes that are actually close to fifteen pages.
I totally agree, James. I've read quite a few entries now, commented on some of the serious ones but I won't give any of these joke scripts the benifit of a bump cos' they have completely destroyed and made a mockery of the OWC. It's fucking pointless now. Don should just post all of the scripts so we can get 'em out of the way.
A shame really cos' there are some good challenge related scripts posted. To bad they're gonna drown out in all this bullshit.
Oh, darn it, I just bumped this thread.
Down in the hole / Jesus tries to crack a smile / Beneath another shovel load