Writer,

Fun little script here. I took it as a just for laughs kind of thing, but it was very well written and kept me engaged throughout. A decent entry, but the Vick thing is a bit played out now. It happened so long ago. Good job though!

Steve

Absurdist.  Unproducible.  Weird agenda.

But also a few laughs along the way, starting with the deranged title page that sets the tone.

The OWC can be good for weird stuff written pretty much so the author can just kind of amuse themselves.

No shame in that, I've done it myself.

I didn't hate this.