Thank you kindly for commenting on my crappy script, lol. Not everyone’s thing of course. Some liked it, some, well… not so much. I’m not usually one for gross out humor, and I think it’s pretty much a genre unto itself that’s a hit and miss with all audiences, perhaps watching too much Family Guy has finally corrupted my mind for good.

That being said, this script didn’t really go into seriously gross visuals, most of the readers just created a scenario in their own head and went from there. This is actually tame compared to some of the produced stuff out there…

Who could forget the ‘Pastry Scene’ from Van Wilder:



… or the ‘Trash Can Scene’ after being served a milkshake laden with ‘Colon Blow’:



… same scenario from Dumb and Dumber, and then there’s the seriously gross out short movie compilation called ‘Movie 43’ on Netflix that takes it to another level all together.

Quoted from Abe from LA … in a world where Sprite is illegal and Chili Putin has Vladimir as its Face of the Franchise.

My bad, I neglected to state the fountain drink was full of Schnapps, and Samantha, knowing Chad, pretty much knew that as well.

Thanks again all!